Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight! You laugh because its funny, I laugh because I have no idea whats going on!

10 Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs. (drinking is more fun)

3. Thou shalt not steal from k-mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Distruction has a bigger effect.)

5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Everyone knows Grandma has more money)

6. Thou shalt not get in fights. (Just start them)

7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.)

8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more.)

9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says just do it)

10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle.)


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