Maybe I'm falling for yew, Maybe I'm just falling.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

To save time, lets just agree that i know everything.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I have an attitude, and I'm not afraid to use it.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

In my world, you do not exist.

Your village called and their idiot is missing.

When i suceed, first try not to look astonished.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

No-one is a virgin - life screws us all.

Never take a laxative, and a sleeping pill in the same night.

I never repeat gossip - so listen carefully.

Your mind is like a taco: the more you cram into it, the more that's going to fall out.

Why am I frowning? It takes 43 muscles to frown, and only 17 to smile - and I need the exercize.

I just got lost in thought... it was unfamiliar territory.

Character is what you are. reputation is what everybody else THINKS you are.

A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?!

The secret to life is that there is no secret.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed: Easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

Money talks... but all mine ever says is goodbye.

I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story.

Life is life a hot bath. it feels good while your in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world; others will just leave a stain.

If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

I have an open mind - It's just closed for repairs.

Light travels faster than sound. that is why some people appear bright before they speak.

When you are arguing with an idiot, make the sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.

If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.

Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Should I smile because we're friends, or cry because thats all we'll ever be?

If you really love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back: hunt it down and kill it.

Loving you is like breathing... how can I stop?

Nothing is more painful than realizing they meant everything to you... and you meant nothing to them.

Mirrors, don't talk, and lucky for you, they don't laugh either!

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

A man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12 inches... still think you're a man?

Evil is just live spelt backwards.

Everyone hears what you say. friends listen to what you say. best friends listen to what you don't say.

Don't cry over someone that won't cry over you.

Don't frown, because you never know whose falling in love with your smile.

Sometimes I wish i was a little kid again... skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

To the world, you are one person... but to one person you can mean the world.

Whats better? A life that draws a smile? Or the truth that draws a tear?

Our eyes are placed in the front because its more important to look ahead, than back.

Don't settle for the one you can live with... wait for the one you can't live without.

No person is worth your tears, and when you find one that is, they won't make you cry.

Everyone says you only fall in love once, well thats not true... because everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts break, but circles go on forever.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... hate me because your man thinks I am.

Last night I looked up at the stars, and matched each one to a reason why I love you. I was doing great - but then I ran out of stars.

I ran up the door
Closed the stairs
Said my pajamas
And put on my prayers.
Turned off the bed
Hopped into the light,
All because you kissed me goodnight.

A million words would not bring you make. i know because I've tried. neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.

Whats the difference between boys soccer, and girls soccer? Oh ya, girls make it look better!

I'm an angel, honest... the horns are there to keep the halo up straight!

How can you be friends with someone, when everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?

You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it make.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Answering phone message: Hello. I'm not available right now because I'm avoiding somebody. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't, your it.

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suade, and unlike nintendo, I never get played.

For all those who talk about me, thanx for making me the center of your world!

I may not always be right, but I'm NEVER wrong!

I know I'm not perfect... but I'm so close it scares me!

Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

If I had a star for everytime you brightened my day, I'd be holding the galaxy in my hands.

I look like an angel, and I act like one too... but you never know what this angel would do! :)

It might have been true / I did love you / but then you changed / so my life rearraned / you went for my friend / so I said... it's over - the end.

Didn't wanna see this day come / All i wanna do is turn and run / didn't wanna have to cry / now he can't look me in the eye / Well now it's his turn to be hurt / Cos I won't take being treated like dirt! / A girl will only take so much / and now hunny, your time is up!

Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?

I like the word indolence. it makes my laziness seem classy.

Trespassers beware: I shoot every tenth trespasser - and the 9th one just left.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that somebody may be looking.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact I'm right.

A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about!

Time you enjoy wasting... was not wasted!

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, i have others.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I was gratified to be able to answer so promptly. And I did. I said I didn't know.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, theres a 90% chance you'll get it wrong.

You can't have everything - where would you put it all?

I hate barbie - that bitch has everything!

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts of me are missing.

I almost had a psychic partner, but they left me before we met.

I'm not tense, just terribly, TERRIBLY alert.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Hard work has a future pay off, laziness pays off now.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Lord, save me from your followers.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have the film.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. Entertainment