Does my tongue taste funny?

I'd kill for a Nobel peace Prize.

The trouble with work is that it's so daily.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Be careful about reading health books: you may die from a misprint.

Good will always overcome evil, but evil is ten times more fun!

God made the wind blow, God made the wind shine, but how on Earth did he make you so fine?

Your the one I kiss, your the one I hug, your the one I hold, cos your the one I love.

Forget the times you walked by, forget the times you made me cry, forget the times you held my hand, forget the sweet things if I can, I can no longer pretend, gotta remember your just a friend.

You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you learn to love someone when you find out what makes them cry.

I wish you were here with me, I wish I was there with you, but most of all I wish I didn't have to wish for you.

If you love me, let me know, if you don't, then let me go... for I will love you til I die, but our love is nothing if its a lie.

Love me now, love me never, but if your gonna love me, then love me forever!

If I had the letters "HRT" and I could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT", i'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

If love is blind, then how come I saw you?

If you think missing me is hard, try missing you.

Missing you isn't the hard part, whats worse is knowing I had you, and let you go.

The best number is 8321. Eight letters, three words, two people, one meaning... I love you.

Of all the friends I've ever met, your the one I can't forget, and if I die before you do, I promise I will wait for you.

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.

He holds me when I cry, he makes me smile with his eyes, we share our hopes, our dreams, our fears, and our tears... i love him unconditionally... I just haven't found him yet.

Everyone says to give up on you, but they don't see you like I do. Your the one who broke my heart, the one who tore my world apart, your the one who made me cry, but I still love you and I don't know why.

Never say I love you if you don't really care, never talk about feelings if they aren't already there. Never hold my hand if your going to break my heart, Never say your going to if you don't instead to start. Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie, Never say hello if you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever then say you'll try, Never say never because never makes me cry.

My friend, my companion, through good times and bad, my friend, my buddy, through happy times and sad. beside me you stand, beside me you walk, your there to listen and there to talk, with happiness, with smiles, with pain and tears, I know you'll be there throughout the years.

I dropped a tear in the Ocean... the day I find it is the day I stop loving you.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back when you forget the words.

It's better to have someone think that you are and idiot, than to open your mouth and prove it.

Some day you'll cry for me likfe I cried for you. Some day you'll miss me like I missed you. Some day you will need me like I needed you. Some day you will love me, and I won't love you.

I'm like a butterfly... pretty to see, but hard to catch.

Love is like quicksand... the deeper you fall into it, the harder it is to get out.

Your kisses are like the stars, they brighten up my life when things get dark.

Friends are like stars, they come and go... but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

If you want breakfast in bed: stay in the kitchen!

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both me changed reguarly, for the same reason.

I souport publik edekashun.

Tell your little voices to SHUT UP. I can't hear mine!

Avoid fruits and nuts... you are what you eat.

Its only funny until someone gets hurt... then its friggin hilarious.

It's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.

Here I am! Now, what were your other two wishes?

We are the people that my parents warned us about.

Years from now, we will look back on this, laugh nervously... and change the subject.

Last night I lay in bed and looked up at the stars and thought... "where is my ceiling?"

Smile. it makes people wonder what your thinking.

If you can't make up your mind, make sure you have one.

I don't suffer from insanity: I enjoy every minute of it!

Before you critizize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critizize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

I'm not smiling at you, i'm trying not to laugh.

Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled, or too far away.

If they can put one man on the moon, they should be able to put the rest up there.

Don't follow in my footsteps - I walk into a lot of walls.

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

Girls are like phones, they like being held, and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you are *disconnected*

Guys are like slinkies: it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Don't say you love me unless you mean it, cos I might do something crazy like believe it.

I don't need your attitude... I've got one of my own.

I have PMS, and a gun... were you going to say something?

The best kind of friend is the kind of friend you can sit on the porch swing with, never say a word, and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Do I look like a grocery item to you? because I see you checking me out.

I was going to kill the sexiest person in the world... but then I remembered that suicide is illegal.

I'd rather be disliked for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.

Save water... take a shower with someone.

Your jealousy is my energy... ever wondered why im so hyper?

I'm falling for you... please catch me.

I'm not shy, I just don't like you.

Have you ever decided to not become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person?

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears have left my eyes, too many boys out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to YOU.

Love is like a cloud, love is like a dream, love is one word and everything in between, love is a fairytale that has come true, because I found love when I found you.

If I could give you one gift, it would be the ability to see yourself through my eyes, so you could see how special you really are.

Always remember that you are in some way somebody's angel, even if you don't know it.

Remember when you asked me who I liked and I said nobody? What I really meant was nobody but you!

I know I have all the answers, but I never said they were all right.

If it didn't really matter, you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking about it.

It's hard to answer the question "whats wrong?" when nothings right.

I asked God flower and he gave me a garden. I asked for a tree and he gave me a forest. I asked for a river and he gave me an Ocean... I asked for a friend and he gave me you.

If we learn from our mistakes, then I'm getting one hell of an education!

My life is a dark pit of dark darkness.

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