Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privledge.

Theres a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it's not a train.

I dare you to stare.

Lets go to sleep until we wake uP!

Sheeps go baaaaaa.

Ooooh scary, I think my fluffy bunny slippers just ran for cover!

Next time you think your perfect, try walking on water!

I'm only a bitch on the days ending with 'y!'

I must be wishing on somebody elses star, because it seems like their getting everything I wished for.

If kisses were raindrops, I would send you a storm!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!

There is no "I" in slut, but theres a "u"

East to the land, west to the sky, death to the bitch that touches my guy.

A kiss is jsut a kiss until you find the one you love, a hug is just a hug til its the one you're thinking of, a dream is just a dream until you make it come true, love is just a word until its proven to you.

One 10% of all men go to heaven, because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sins are forgiven, so lets begin!

The way some people drive, you'd think they were late for their accident.

The whole worlds going to Hell, and I'm driving the bus!

Don't get mad when your man turns his head and licks his lips as I pass, it aint his fault i've got this ass.

I'm going to smile and make you happy. I'm going to laugh so you don't see me cry. I'm going to let you in style, and even if it kills me I'm going to smile.

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

I'm not stupid, I just don't know much.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.

As I stared into your eyes, you asked me why I was about to cry, it was because I knew you were about to say goodbye.

If a person talks about somebody else behind their back,they must not have a life. And if they do, they should be thanking us, instead of insulting us, for making it more interesting.

It breaks my heart to look into his eyes, and see not my reflection, but hers.

I tried sniffing coke once, but they ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends, I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends.

I'm sugar, I'm spice, I'm everything nice.. but damn! If your thinking of messing with me, you better think twice!

It's not my fault I fell for you... you tripped me.

When they discover the center of the universe, some people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.

The hardest thing about walking away from you is knowing you won't run after me.

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams... I'll sleep forever.

Don't cry for what might have been, don't live in the past, it was supposed to be forever but forever never lasts... lift your head and dry your tears, forget about yesterday, we've had the time of out lives, but we must move on and let it fade away.

This time its over, I'm keeping my heart, I'm going to be strong and not fall apart, It'll get better, i'll no longer cry, in a couple of weeks, I won't want to die. I won't want to go back,

I'll be able to sleep, it won't hurt so bad, nd it won't feel so deep.

If you're going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away my tears.

I love him, yes I do, and he's all for me and none for you, and if by chance you take my place, I'll be the one to smash your face!

If a tear fell from my eyes everytime I wished you were here, I'd be swimming in a lake of fallen wishes.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

To worry is like rocking in a rocking chair - it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.

Life brings tears, smiles, and memories: the tears dry, the smiles fade, but your memories live on forever.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A day without sunshine is like... you know... night.

You said that you would hate to see me cry. So tell me, now that you hurt me, are you closing your eyes?

You never know how long a person will remain in your life, so don't take them for granted.

The best vitamin for developing a friendship is B1.

You're everything I never knew I always wanted.

You had me at hello.

When people seem to push you away, thats when they need you the most.

You're found in my dreams, located in my heart, and constantly running through my mind.

The spaces between our fingers are made for another persons fingers to fill them.

Living life might mean taking chances, but the chances are worth taking. Loving someone might be a mistake but those sort of mistakes are worth making.

"You know the place between sleep and awake? Where you still remember your dreams? Well, thats where I'll be. Thats where I'll always love you." - Tinkerbell

Some say its the holding on that makes us strong, I say that its the letting go.

How lucky I am to have someone that makes saying goodbye so hard.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love falling in love with somebody else.

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, thats all.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you don't learn from your mistakes, what is the point in making them?

They say true love hides in every corner... I must be walking in circles.

He who laughs last... thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness hasn't been shopping at the right malls!

I've been sitting here, can't get you off my mind, I've tried by best to be a man and be strong, I've driven myself insane, wishing I could touch your face, but the truth remains... you're gone.

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Let those that love us, love us. And those that don't, well may God turn their hearts, and if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we might know them by their limping.

Someone, somewhere, dreams of your smile, and while thinking of you, says life is worthwhile, so when you're lonely remember its truth, someone is always thinking of you.

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair.

Imagine your life without me... miserable, huh?

If you want me to fall for you, give me something worth tripping over.

Yesterday ia history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, thats why we call it the present.

Why is it when a boy is a player, he is considered a pro, but when a girl takes a turn, she is considered a hoe?

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.

So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch - well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch!

To lose you would be a crime.

Flirting is not a crime.

I recycle boys.

Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when i'm bad I'm even better.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

You hurt yourself on the outside to kill the thing on the inside.

Theres one word that takes all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.

To know me is to want me.

A smile is a frown turned upside down.

We may fight and sometimes we cry but our friendship will never die. I'll care for you until the end, you will always be my best friend.

I wrote your name in the sand, and the waves washed it away, I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

I've learned that you can't make someone love yo7u... you can only stalk their every move, and hope they give in.

Civil war, whats so civil about any war?

If you can conceive it, and believe it, you can achieve it.

You can't learn to love others, until you learn to love yourself.

I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories good and bad, will cause tears, and words can never replace feelings.

OH MY! You actually thought I cried? When I said I loved you, I was laughing so hard because I lied!

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way is to fall i love with me.

God made the land, God made the sea... God needed a princess, so he made me.

If you can think of no other reason you're here but to take up space - thats still a good enough reason to live.

When you were born, you were crying and everybody was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, your smiling and everybody else around you is crying.

There are things easier than finding the perfect guy. For example, nailing JELLO to a tree.

Don't follow me... I don't know where I'm going.

If it was supposed to feel good... they wouldn't call it a crush.

There are three kinds of people in this world, those that can count, and those that can't.

Life is great! it's the people in it that suck.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's this day to day living that wears you out.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom waiting to catch them.

Forget love - I'd rather fall into chocolate.

Don't hate me because I'm blonde! Hate me because I have blonde hair!
Roughly translated: Don't hate me because I'm stupid! Hate me because I'm such a hottie hott.

Thou shalt not take advantage of my blondeness!

Stuff is fun! It's like... all stuffy. Especially good stuff. Good stuff is fun and fun stuff is cool stuff. But the best kind of stuff is crazy stuff!

Three things should never be broken: Toys, promises, and hearts.

It's not easy being me, but it's funny watching people try.

Some kiss behind the garden gate, because love is blind, but the neighbours ain't.

Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be an illusion.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

You'll never see the stars if you're always looking down.

Cry me a river, and then build a bridge and get over it.

If you blame others for your failures, do you credit them with your achievements?

Don't bother falling for someone if their too lazy to catch you.

Its easy falling in love, but its a lot harder to find someone willing to catch you.

If you love him, set him free... if he doesn't come back, he's prolly with me!

Life is not measured by the breaths we take... but by the moments that take our breath away.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter won't mind.

When you look back in life, you'll regret the things you didn't do, more than anything you did.
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